I found some math jokes while surfing the web! They are pretty clever!

to *i*: Get real!

*i* to : Get rational!

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.

The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint…

“I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?

A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person…

Teacher: What is 2*k* + *k*?

Student: 3000!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?

A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”

Student: “It’s 42!”

Teacher: “Very good! – And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?”

Same student: “It’s 24!”

What does the zero say to the the eight?

A: Nice belt!

Here is the link of where I found these math jokes: Math Jokes!

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