# Math Jokes!

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I found some math jokes while surfing the web! They are pretty clever!

to i: Get real!
i to : Get rational!

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint…
“I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person…

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It’s 42!”
Teacher: “Very good! – And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same student: “It’s 24!”

What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Here is the link of where I found these math jokes: Math Jokes!